can't get this silly tune outta me.

Now your grandma was someone whom everyone likes,
she brought you a train and a bright shiny bike.
but lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,
and the last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.

your parents told you that she moved to peru,
but the truth is she died and someday you will too.
la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

(adapted from Phoebe, played by Lisa Kudrow in the series "Friends".)